Bikini Bar Tips
In the interest of building valuable “life knowledge” and in the altruistic spirit of helping my fellow humans, over the last two years I have made the personal sacrifice of flying tens of 1000s of miles, caning the arse out a ton of cash and spending 1000s of hours in Bikini bars so that I may make mistakes that you wont have to. Here is my Bikini bar guide – experience, rather than opinion based – if you are new to Bikini bars, you’d do well to read.
Do’s
- Leave unwanted stuff safely at home – credit cards, expensive camera, wife.. etc
- Bring a budget that you would be happy spending 100% off
- Take everything with a pinch of salt
- Talk to anyone about anything you want to – anything goes, fun or serious, get it off your chest
- Meet lots of different girls, not just the one that latched onto you when you came in
- Try lots of different bars – the more the better!
- Check your bill VERY carefully – some bars often make “calculation error accidents” – strangely always in their favour..
- Leave belongings such as bags, laptops, girl friends etc in a SAFE place (for instance, in your house)
- Remember to keep some money back for the taxi home and some food – hardcore bar-goers should get in the habit of putting a 1000 peso note in the shoe, for emergency use when all other funds are depleted!
- Try to keep things focused on your night in the bar, not the private problems that the girls may ask you for help with – it’s really not your job to pay the latest instalment on her phone, rent or a cow…
- Be nice, a bad attitude may come back and bite you in the arse at a later date..
Don’t
- Don’t go to the bar with the idea of saving money
- Don’t be shy of the girls – they all want drinks and will be happy if you call them over – it’s their job, you really don’t have to “pull” them, likewise you don’t need to text your mum and mates to celebrate if one has a drink with you
- Don’t get carried away and think the lovely you are with would make a great girl friend or wife – she has already made a great bar girl and probably plenty of people happy already
- Don’t let the girls order drinks – for themselves and for their friends – if you thought you spent a lot of cash on a bender at home, you’ll be surprised just home much you can spend in a bar when things go haywire
- Don’t get sucked in by the girl’s problem stories, bullshit and bollox – it’s not your problem and it will just go on and on, they know how to survive by themselves already – they will survive again without your help – and if times are so hard, why has she got a better phone than you?
- Don’t give or lend the girls money – if you want to help them, buy them a few drinks, would you pay a girl’s rent at home if she asked you?
- Don’t take shit from pushy Mamasans. Put them straight and if they can’t take it, find another bar – remember you are the one paying ½ a local day’s wage plus for one drink, they are there to give you a good time.
- Don’t be shy to kick off if something seems wrong, sometimes girls, mamasans, bar maids and managers will try and scam you
- Don’t get blasted more than 3 nights in a row on Red Horse, it will start to send you scatty and bo-ang >>read the Red Horse guide!
- Don’t go to the bar too often – just keep things in perspective, enjoy them- then do something else, remember the filipines also has beautiful resorts & hot beaches, spas as well as hot bea-itches & bars!
I have a bikini bar i would like to sell,,,cheap!
To many beautiful girls to much booze,,,my wife is divorcing me if i dont sell it
304 634 5156
mate what is your number as im currently in Africa working me and some of my mates are interested… can u send me an email billward1977@yahoo.com.au
cheers
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Great advise going in November alone budget 5000 a day encluding accommodation is this enough??
The Blue Angels Bikini Bar is great, I was there over 3 weeks, lovely girls, great times.. some pretty romantic experiences… regards to Chris and Max, sorry I hurt your feelings Erna.
Mr Mofo – get a job! 5000 pesos will get u a nice BJ from a lady boy. You must be a UK bloke with no money……lol. Have fun cheap A$$.