How to meet “Naughty” girls
√ Get off the plane – once this step is completed, you are almost there
√ Go to a bar – the best place ever to meet Naughty Girls
√ Walk along the street and look lost
√ Be at least 60 years old
√ Go to the shopping mall and sit at one of the foreigner “hotspots”, Naughty
√ Girls will soon appear, as if by magic!
√ Agree to meet the Kind Taxi man’s lovely niece
√ Go to Juliana around 3 – 3.30 am, 90% naughty!
√ Take 100 peso out of your wallet in public
Remember
- The naughty girl may not be telling 100% truth, 100% of the time
- She may love you, but yesterday she was probably loving the 65 year bald Fatman you just laughed at in the shopping centre
- She may not really need that operation for a coronary artery bypass graft
- If you give her some “utang”, the payback might be a little late
- It may not actually be her birthday tomorrow and you don’t really have to buy her a 15,000 peso phone or a pig or a house
hahahha this is soo true! damn… it suxs that these whores give filipinos, cebuanos and asians a bad name
what can you expect from a hooker!!!
Damm i hope it’s that easy, hit Cebu 5th March , hey please tell where the foreigner “hotspots are
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A sweet farm girl from the province is meeting me at the airport. She is Catholic ( repressed naughty girl) – I think I’ll marry her.
haha its so tru been there 2 times and done all theese things!!! love cebu;) looking forward this august 2009 bilat ka!
hilsen viking
The LBFM’s are far better than Main land girls. Been to Nevada Lately and see the Curse of the Golden Monkey price?$$$$$$
Retired here in CEBU love the place. If you don’t think the women from your Countries are Gold Diggers wait until the GET the %&*@## out papers come? Three kind of Girls here Province-City- Comfort. The last are the easiest to forget. BUY and Ride and put back in Garage.
Good Girls have Hearts as Big as Mount Everest-and some not all of the KTV girls Have BLACK HEARTS but who wouldn’t if you Danced and was promised a better life by 5 guys a week telling them the JOHN’S loved them??
Great Place Good Fun and Get real!
i agree with the first comment
pag chur oi… hahahaha!!!!
i agree at the number 7 comment,,not all bekini ba girls,have black heart:-(i have a bekini bar girl,girlfriend”shes not like the other girls,and im sure of that,i see it my self
yha that is true but, not all cebuana is like taht some are not ok soo dont underestiament them u dont knoew what is the real reason why thy do that kind of work . soo respect them as u respect ur perents ok
Are you some kind of maniacs? Aren’t your mothers and sisters women too? One day you are going to one hot place…that is when you are all dead… and it’ll be permanent. How do you like that… yah all maniacs.
You guys are all dirty mutha fcukers. Sick in the head!!
Pedro and G.gurl, you must learn how to forgive so that you will be forgiven…
anyway, naughty girls rock!! had myself one just last night!
Treat every girl with respect. Many are supporting a whole family. In many areas that is only way the family can go to school and eat.
agree number 15 post
I agree with 15 I love the Girls some are bad some are good just like in all places. be nice to all you will be treated right
I go to Cebu often, to party and chase the girls. I’m always polite to all the girl and the guys as well. Kindness will take you a lot further then being a jackass. You foreigners need to realize what the job market is like there. They do what they have to do to survive. If you have never been dirt poor then you will never understand unless you make the trip there. Don’t judge people until you take a nice long look in the mirror.
i wish that sometimes, westeners like me would try t treat the girls who HAVE to wrk, with respect, i try to……..smile
I Lmao when I read this, Ihave been in Cebu years and chuckled at every line…
so true, every word… ha ha ha ha
I am willing to help these poor girls support there families, That’s the kind of guy I am WAIT! help will be there in November ladies see you in my hotel room…
visiting cebu next week any suggestion?make my visit here memorable please…heheh when i say memorable..that means i cant even pee cz of pain hehehe….
After the heat of 20 year old machines in Angeles, goddess heaven, a place where you get sexually beaten up to within an inch of your life, even with a couple of blue boys in ya, cebu is placid, the women polite and really nice, but party girls uh uh nope. But if they like ya, and you treat then with respect, you can have it all. I’ve just dealt with a vikings lady and man that girl killed me. 3 solid lengthy thrashings not enough. Look for virgie in there, what a girl !.
It is so hard when you live in the poorest of places. But when you find the Girl you are looking for and she gives her word and she tell’s you she will stay with you for life she means it too ! and she will do any thing to keep you! So when you find her either run for your life because you are too much a player or have the life that you really dreamed of ! so show some respect and learn what it is to be respected too! No matter what life gives us , we do what we have to do just to live! and that is all these bar girls and GRO’s are about. non of us are the sum of the mistakes we have made in are life! that is not who we are! we all have a heart and feelings so remember that next time up take a GRO or Bar Girl to your room. you might wake up to your next wife !
From personal experience, some of the above is true for me too. I was luckey enough to find the lady of my dreams in a Girlie Bar ( yeah just a hooker, No2) & i was not even looking beyond a good screw. After twenty years we are the happiest married couple in the world. My beautiful wife has stood by me through thick & thin. She sends money home to her family & i am happy that she does. I was broke after my previous marriage ruined me financially. My wife has worked in the one job for most of her time in Australia & as a result of us working together we are financially set for life. I would like to see a western woman try to survive in the way my wife & many others have had to in the Philippines. She had to put up with all the lies, promises & bad hehaviour of the “so called” civilised westerners. She has fittd in with my friends & family & i am proud to say she is a REAL LADY!!!!
All the above comments are right. There are good and bad girls in bars, there are alcoholic western losers who couldnt get a fuck in a western brothel with a handfull of hundred dollar notes. Too many western woman have too high an expectation and only want well-off men, so joe average finds it hard to meet a decent girl. Many have been divorced and fleeced by the ex and dont want it again, or dont want to meet divorced western women their own age with a truckload of children in tow. Most men just want good sex and a friendly warm girl to lie with them for a while. And to all of the “good” girls in the Philippines, do you really belive that Asian men dont go to prostitutes and have girlfriends on the side? Who started the sex industry in Asia anyway?. What about the Quezon City bars patronised almost exclusively by upper class Filippinos, and the Caloocan bars patronised by mainly lower class Filipinos
I been to Cebu four times twice in 08 and 09 , the women there are smoking hot, fucking glamourous, as a australian they just come up to you and talk, theres really good quality ones working in SM and Ayala mall, and there not shy to go out with you!Guys do your self a favour get on a plane and go there you wont regret it, and u will never want a australian girl again.The experience will totally change you.