How to meet Naughty girls
√ Get off the plane – once this step is completed, you are almost there
√ Go to a bar – the best place ever to meet Naughty Girls
√ Walk along the street and look lost
√ Be at least 60 years old
√ Go to the shopping mall and sit at one of the foreigner “hotspots”, Naughty
√ Girls will soon appear, as if by magic!
√ Agree to meet the Kind Taxi man’s lovely niece
√ Go to Juliana around 3 – 3.30 am, 90% naughty!
√ Take 100 peso out of your wallet in public
- The naughty girl may not be telling 100% truth, 100% of the time
- She may love you, but yesterday she was probably loving the 65 year bald Fatman you just laughed at in the shopping centre
- She may not really need that operation for a coronary artery bypass graft
- If you give her some “utang”, the payback might be a little late
- It may not actually be her birthday tomorrow and you don’t really have to buy her a 15,000 peso phone or a pig or a house