How to meet your next Girl Friend
In my humble experience, getting a long term GF is not as straightforward as you might think. This might be more than partly due to the fact that it is SO easy to meet the wrong type of girl and hopefully not down to me being old, ugly and stupid. There really is a world of difference between one girl and another here – so, in an entirely politically incorrect, insensitive and stereotypical manner, I will take you through MY guide to Cebu Girls.
Bar Girls (obviously not ALWAYS true, but perhaps more than sometimes)
- Tell Lies
- Un-trustworthy
- Non-sincere
- Hidden Agenda
- Usually support large family
- Very High Maintenance
- Demanding and Ungrateful
- Headache
- Perfect if you want to learn bad words like “Piste Giatay”!
- Perfect if you like sharing your girlfriend with their real Filipino boy friend
Simple Girls (factory / office worker / shop)
- Watch wowowee
- Always sing & like KTV
- Will text you and ask if you have eaten your dinner
- Will invite their friend out with then on your first date
- Will expect you to meet their parents
- Sleep on Saturday
- Wash the clothes and go to church on Sunday
- Enjoy “staying in the house”, sometimes for decades
- Not the most dynamic of individuals
- Say things like “I need to eat rice”
- Enjoy the VERY simple things in life
- Don’t enjoy complicated things
- Like cooking and cleaning
- Opposite of Bar Girl above
- Never say “Piste Giatay”! but will often say “Pag Sure Oi”
Professional Career Girls
Ahum…not much experience so cant really comment
Probably not interested in foreigners as they don’t need
Have a good looking Filipino BF that will laugh when you try cracking onto his disinterested girl friend, before taking off his belt and slapping you with it
Are obviously all lesbians
So, looking at the list above – you really should be looking at the middle option – first option is the wrong one and the last option may not be an option at all. So, where can one meet “simple girls”?
Filipino Hang outs (resorts / grills)
Resorts are a great way to meet girls – they are in the mood for fun, with their friends and will be pleased if you come over and talk to them / their friends / families. Filipinos hate going out or eating on their own, so a good tactic is to go to the Resort / Grill and sit on your own, close to a girl you like the look of. No doubt, she and her family/friends will take pity on you and invite you to join them – bingo! Be a little careful on who is picking up the tab…
Jeepney Stands
Fantastic – is almost like an audition (just pretend in your mind). You can view the girls for several minutes whilst they wait for a Jeep – and conveniently, the ones you don’t really like the look of will be taken away after a short while and replaced, hopefully, with a more magnificent specimen. A VERY gentle “hello misss…..” should be enough to get things going. You might get blown out a few times, but generally it’s a good tactic and what do you have to lose?
Shopping Centres (caution)
If you approach the girl – OK, If the girl approaches you – be careful. Again a VERY gentle “hello miss” will be perfect, or perhaps ask for some directions – all decent girls will insist on showing you personally and taking you there – an opportunity to chat and invite the girl out!
Events
Concerts, Sinulog etc – Girls and exited and often drunk. Enough said.
MEPSA and other factories
Many, Many girls – between 18 – 22 mostly. These are girls in boring jobs with long hours and often little excitement in their lives. When the factories kick out, or open – walk in the opposite direction, holding a pad, looking a little lost. When you see a girl you like, tell her you are looking for “office space” for your business and ask her if she knows of any in the vicinity. A way of viewing and meeting A LOT of suitable girls, with jobs – FAST! If you get blown out, just regain your dignity, grab your pad, take a few more steps and try again with the next suitable specimen!
Referrals and Blind Dates
When somebody offers an introduction to their “beautiful” friend, be a little cautious & careful! Sometimes there may be a little exaggeration on their part. My experience of blind dates is that they might have gone substantially better if I was blind.
Dating / matchmaking Agencies
Never tried it, but could actually save you a MASSIVE HEADACHE and a lot of money.
All very funny and some good tips im gonna try !
hheehhe very true the best good girls to get are those working as sales ladies they are very simple and enjoys going to church with friends and family
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yn ou canot eat a good cebu girl .they have a heart
the girls in cebu are great you just have to do yor home work.I have been married to one for eight years. and she is as sweet as ever
Gary on 1st March – I presume you mean beat? If not, I would need to challenge you on that one, experience might indicate otherwise
kinda true,, i belong to the last part..the career oriented.. just to give balanced not all are lesbians, they don’t pay close attentions to expat or foreigners for a lot of reasons:
1. There is a notion that foreign guys go out with prostitutes, they find it disgusting.
2. They have bad experience with foreign guys, rude, inexplicable and language difference esp. Germans and Swiss
3. Most Girls they knew who married Foreigners are house maid, perhaps they have an ego that they don’t want to belong to the same category. ( little mean but that’s what majority thinks)
4. Personally, based on my experience they are demanding, and treat some of their GF as being inferior. Professional girls don’t like that.
5. Girls like, to be feel that they are more important more than drinks, guy friends etc.
6. Generally filipinas easily get jealous over other girls.
7. Extra Careful guys and be choosy – don’t be fooled by “my mom is sick, there was an accident involving my bro, I lack money for tuition”, you know what i mean.. nice girls don’t ask for money.
Perhaps in turn you can held them (GF) chocolates, to cinema. and a good dinner
hahahahha i have to laugh at this it makes me happy everytime so true !i’ve been out to the phils alot and its the same everywhere you go !the hardest is manila would you believe it !my last girlie is as mad as monkeys!province girl , but be careful of the ones that have been working abroad ! they know the score about western guys and want out of the pines quickly! on my way to cebu this year so i look forward to meeting up with whoever is there take care my fellow buddies ! i must admit i’vee not paid for a girl yet its to easy !
super agree with versie…. we’re not all lesbians u dumbass! we just don’t need expats money and passport outside philly. lol
but yay! goin back to cebu next week for a weekend to party and…. meet cute guys hopefully hahahaha so hit me up if u think u met the criteria hahaha!!
puhleazeee im not a caregiver or a nurse, above 35 yrs old guys can stay in bed watching baseball or larry king aight?
Best place to find a good girl is at the beach…check her out in the water and if you like her swim past her a couple of times…say something like “can you swim?” she will most likely say no…offer to give her some tips..you will get to touch her body and within 30 mins she will be holding onto you ……
good way to bond
you guys are a bunch of sad,hypocrytical, disgusting, neocolonialist, abusing, jerk-off losers. most of you guys cudnt score even the ugliest white chick if your life depended on it but u feel so big when u can score some desperate or naive girls in a 3rd world country by waving your wallet around. you see them and treat them as disposable objects, not people. you hook up with the cheapest of them (becos the classy ones rightfully want nothing to do with you) and u think ur all that. youre pathetic. stay home fuckers, its you guys who make this world and these countries rotten.
Actually I am confident i did manage to score the ugliest white chick whilst I was in the UK..
im sure the 2 of you made a lovely couple..
If you are Foreigner married a filipina for how many years.Wy don’t you annull your wife and change another young filipina.I know a lot of kano fed up there relationship specially if they stayed in cebu for how many year my god! The husband always dating a young woman while the wife is in the house taking care of there kids hahaha..thats really hurt.
I agree with pissed. Most foreign guys enjoy all these attentions because they think they are so handsome and all but what they dont know is that they are just a plane away for being so fugly!
Am not a foreigner but I live abroad and most foreigner comments are true. Am a victim of one. I fall inlove and supported her for 2 years but I didn’t know I just been used but this bar girl and now work in this bar Bulldog. Sorry but true!
I don’t mind helping people who work hard to get by but ayaw ko ng mangloloko lang pala. Bar girls are very good at it and if you fall for it, sometimes you’re lucky and sometimes bubutasin lang bulsa mo until you find out the truth. Then it stop!
Regarding the comments of pissed above. While I agree with you that many of the foreigners in 3rd word countries who are sporting young girls around would’nt have a chance of doing so in developed countries, I would like to offer an alternate prospective. Most girls in US and Europe (especially eastern Europe) are no better that the bars girls here. In fact I find the bar girls here to be of higher integrity. GO to any “high class” establishment in US or Euro and and you couldn’t swing a cat without hitting a golddigging money grubbing bitch. All dressed up thinking shes all that. She, just like the whores here, is on the same mission. Just looking for higher numbers and packaging her wares differently. And worst of all she will deny that’s what she is. At least the girls here admit they are broke ass whores with very little way to make it on their own. Western girls will suck every dime out of you and try to make you think its your duty to give her some kind of lifestyle she deserves. For doing what?!!! Being a demanding bitch? Then when you have had enough of her shit and want out, the real money sucking begins(if you were stupid enough to marry her without a prenup). “I want half of all your shit” for which I contributed nothing. So you see there is an altenate attraction to the culture and girls here. I am a quite successful and quite handsome guy myself. I have dated many hot girls in US and Euro including 2 playboy models. I own multiple homes in the US and have a high net worth. Yet I find the unassuming attitude and simplicity of the girls here a refreshing change from the entitlement attitude of western women. For you to belittle and stereotype all the foreigners with bar girls as losers, fails to recognize the fact that it is largely the goldigging whores of the western world that wont give the time of day to a regular working stiff, that drive men here in the first place. Most western women have ample opportunity to get off thier hot asses and make a life for themselves but prefer to be a golddigging whore and let someone else do it for them. Give me the simple unssuming whores of the philippines any day.
Amen Brother (Jetman)
funny how so many locals get annoyed at westerners coming there chasing ——.
What other genuine tourism is there except being ripped of for being the wrong colour, and tips expected for just doing their job. ” Get whitey” is the general rule, hehehe.Any body noticed how in Australia for example every country has travel stories and destinations in the papers except the PI. They only sell one thing en masse and you cant openly advertise moot. Shame, some of the reef diving is genuinly world class off palawan and mindoro, and some of the “simple girls” are just the sweetest nicest people. Thanks heaps God for simple girls like those working around MEPSA, and their warm genuine attitude and friendlyness.
Cebu City girls, watch your wallet baby.