Mermaid Bar Review: Lapu Lapu, Cebu – by Foreigner & The Chinese
Name : Mermaid Bikini Bar, Lapu Lapu
Location : A little bit tricky to find this one. Go over the NEW bridge to Mactan island (15 – 20 mins taxi ride from Mango during evening when less traffic). After you cross the water and the bridge turns 90’ to the left – you’ll see the blue and pink neon sign of “Mermaid” on your left (easy to miss though). Do a “U” turn opposite the Shell petrol station (100m after you come off the bridge), then drive back on yourself for about 100m, Mermaid is there on the right.
Layout : 5/5 Impressive layout – this place looks more like a club inside. There is a HUGE long bar that runs for about 5 miles, along the length of the bar! There is a massive amount of prime dancing spots and lots of poles for the girls to swing around on – like cheeky monkeys in the naughty jungle! Loads of places to sit – you can retire to the comfortable seating towards the rear if you’d like a little privacy!
Price : 2.5/5 Kinda expensive, but unlike some other bars, it’s worth it. Ladies drinks around 200 each I think and yours at about 70 or so. Barfine – take a deep breath, is a whopping 3500 pesos, 2x Mango Price!
Management : 4/5 Really cool Filipina Manageress (pretty as well) – accommodating and welcomes you genuinely and enthusiastically. On my last visit, things were not looking good. A few words in the ear and a minute later, 3 magnificent specimens were ushered to our table – almost like magic! Bar seems to run a lot better when she’s about. Management seems to be thoughtful and fair towards the girls as well, something which some other bars do REALLY badly.
Girls Looks : 4/5 Yep – there really are some pretty girls in here, some REALLY pretty ones! I always end up turning up late, so goodness knows what I would have seen if I arrived at a more suitable hour. Some of the best girls around – check it out yourself, don’t take my word for everything – come on man GET A GRIP OF YOURSELF!
Attitude : 4/5 Good attitude from girls and great attitude from Mrs Pretty Manageress.
Fun Factor : 4/5 Cool place – apparently Fridays and Saturdays they often have some hot events – will bring the camera.. ?
Overall : In the top 3 of Cebu’s bars – no question. Be nice to see the prices drop a little, but all in all – highly recommended.
Yeah I know – I need to get my Camera out a little more often..
yeah yeah yeah! i saw u there! but sorry there’s no red horse in there…
Hey your website is nice congrats!
the place is nice girls are decent not pushy.
one of them Zoey realy knock me out.
is a place where you can enjoy
Agreed, nice place to go and relax. First went there back in October 08 when I was there. Heading that way again.
naka body paint nami diha doh!!! fayter kaayo!!!!!!!
REGURDS LANG KO NILA TRIXIE,MILDRED,GRACE,OG NI TRACY..OG UBAN PANG MGA GWAPA DHA..
PYTER KAI DHA MERMAID..NINDOT KAAU I BALIK..
what a ripoff bar my bill was altered after i had signed just because some of there no talent dancer dripped water all over them self boreing
mga ugly ang girls ninyo?
pls regards me to asia….
you rock!!
i love ur girls!!
Only had the one experience here which was pleasing. The girls were attractive and the mamasan made a huge attempt at greeting us. I will go back but because I am in the city it wont be often
Had a fun time in this bar, drank lots of tequila and then got on stage with the girls until my wife got up there and ruined it for me
who is no. 8, she is pretty.
cresilda,enjoy your life, and the bars. You are good at what you know. Mermaid is the best place for you.
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im free and ready for anyone
money is good bring money
Great time at Mermaids and 2 girls really showed us a great time, thanks Alizon and Lyon. Friday night there were a lot more girls to choose from and some sexy outfits worn. Going back for more when I return, best quality is worth the price.
THE BEST TIME OF MY LIFE,SPECIALLY WHEN I MEET#5 SHE IS REAL FINE,THE WAY SHE DANCE DRIVES ANYBODY GRAZY,MANAGEMENT IS GOOD,AND THE BEER IS COLD.
Was there last week. Still good looking girls with a mix of western and asian clients. They do some great shows and for something a little different from the Mango offerings well worth a visit
Number 8 was a nice teen girl. Very tiny, and a great fuck!!
Club Mermaid is the best bar i’v ever been… I feel at home with the warm receptions from the Floor Mngr, EnEn!!! Im always speechless when she approach and talks to me… A very marvelous lady indeed! The Staff.., (Dancers, GROs, Waiters and the rest are all accommodating, pleasing and takes care of you when you need them… Keep it up!!! It’s 1 place in Lapulapu City that i highly recommend when I have friends here and abroad who wants to enjoy ’til the wiey hours of 3am., especially during Fridays and Saturdays!!! So, see you all there!!!
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I LOVE CM…
Hey, anyone wanna visit there, look for lilrakstar and u gonna have a one round free drinks from the house yo!
i read all the wonderful comments ,i visited last sunday , the place was very expensive 340 pesos for 2 calis , girls completey ignored us like we were shit, service terrible, maybe i picked a bad nite but this is the worst bar i have been too , just three girls sitting with one american guy who was drinking an expensive drink, it didnt look like a bikini bar to me the girls acted like they were only looking for a very rich guy, i was very simply dressed almost poor looking but i had loads of money in my pocket only spent 340 pesos and went instead to frolics where i enjoyed.
my god ?
no coment from me ?
ok !! keep visit in cm
see yah there ..
this coming oct.23 is our bignyt
go there and have fun
,…hey.,,,.
hi mga tagai gurls sa mermaid.,,
TRACY
MILDRED
KISHY
CHEALSY
TRIXIE
JULIA
mga palahubog kai na mga buanga nah !!
mga pretty pa jud…..
I have not seen CJ #56 long time..have anyone seen her?
In Cebu still. And think definitely one of the better bars. Love the management. and very pretty girls compared to the Mango scene.
Just wished the lovesick guy from Panama (in Zamboanga) would quite texting and calling my “new friend” too keep seeing if she’s faithful…lol
If you like to get drunk quickly, then this is
a good place to go for, because the owner likes strong drinks (if i drunk a view Margaritas, i always was good to go hehehe).
Mermaids is a great bar. I view Mermaids as a casual neighborhood bar with benefits. Lorenza runs it and she is beautiful and fun. If you want to get on her good side drink Tequila with her!
Some people think the girls are standoff-ish but thats the way this bar is run. They do not rush you like they do on Mango. If you just want to relax and shoot some pool then they will let you. If you want to talk to a girl and have party, then you should make the first move. All you need to do is say hi. Some nights are slow, when it is slow a number of the girls will go relax in the dressing room. Ask Lorenza and she will bring out more girls.
If you go to Mermaids, tell Gina, Kylene, Rhea, and Blue that Robert says hi. And dont be shy about getting up on stage and dancing with the girls!
I miss #8. My teen favorite. Great to suck, man!!
Forget Mango, go to CM! It’s the best bar in Cebu. Beer is 130, lady’s drink is 200. Nearly all girls are really beautiful. You will not get bored there. Also, you have to be the one to make contact to a girl, no chatting-up unlike in some other bars. Bar fee is 3.500 if you want to leave with the girl, but it’s worth the price. Girl’s salary is 300 per night, which is ok. Girls seem very relaxed there and so have to be you. CM ist the must-see place #1 in Cebu.